Vadge usually only eats the kosher organs of fresh fetuses and the nutsack root of virgins (it’s macrobiotic!), but she nibbled on a pizza in NYC this afternoon. Vadge washed it all down with a Kabbalah-tini which had just a splash of Baby Jesus’ tears of mercy in it. Just a splash. She didn’t want to go wild in the afternoon. Vadge did it all during a segment taped for The Late Show with David Letterman. Vadge and Letterman go waaaaaaay back to the dark ages.
Even though Vadge has dropped the fuck word several times on his show, seeing her eat a pizza was probably more shocking for Letterman.
And I have to admit that I kind of like Vadge’s whole “First Lady of Russia circa 1989” look.