How Many Famewhores Can You Fit On One Cover?

September 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Why does Lamar Odom look like he’s breaking into his own wedding shot? Notice how he’s creeping on in like “Remember me?!” No, we don’t. And Khloe Kardashian won’t remember his ass either in a couple of months when this bootleg marriage calls it a day.

So, this is what $300,000 bought OK! Magazine. I hope they kept the receipt, because this wasn’t even worth two food stamps and a punch card from Arby’s. Let’s be real, it farts volumes that dim, dude and dumb are sitting in the front while Lamar has been shoved to the back like a prop. And I don’t know why Khloe let this happen, because she should be pissed that she’s the bride, yet she’s the fugliest thing in that shot. Shit, they should’ve thrown the veil on Lamar. Dude would’ve made a better bride. I mean, they couldn’t use the “de-beast” tool on Khloe to keep her from looking like a fat skunk (no offense to Mr. Bumble) who is staring at us like we’re a bacon and butter sandwich?

If OK! Magazine wanted to put a man-on-man wedding on their cover, they should’ve went with Michael K. Cole and Jamil Smith’s luxurious affair. Because this shit right here…….well…it’s just shit. Poop and simple.

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