Hot Slut Of The Day!

Mr. Bumble – The fat skunk of the UK who is built like KFed! Mr. Bumble is not only a hot slut because I’ve never seen a fatty fat fat skunk before, but he also has a special place in my cholesterol-filled no-heart for being addicted to bacon and butter sandwiches! If I was a fat skunk (which I practically am), I’d only eat bacon and butter sandwiches too.

Unfortunately, Mr. Bumble has been told he needs to put the bacon down. Mr. Bumble’s previous owner passed him over to animal protective services when they realized he was getting too fat and they couldn’t take care of him (aka cheap fucks wanted to stop buying the bacon). Mr. Bumble is now living at an animal park where they don’t even let him sniff bacon, let alone let him eat it. SAAADS!

Mr. Bumble, who weighs 14lbs, has to lose 5 or 6lbs.

The owner of the animal park told the BBC, “We’re now working on dieting him down to what he should be. Clearly bacon butties are not a normal part of a skunk’s diet in the wild. We’re putting him on the vegetarian option at the moment. It’s very much like a human weight watching issue.”

Now, I’m not a doctor, but my Sims is, so I can say with complete confidence that this is obviously just a thyroid problem. Eating greens and melon isn’t going to do anything. In fact, it will most likely have the opposite effect. That’s why they should give Mr. Bumble his bacon back (I don’t mean that).