Gay Fish Wants Some Chicken Now!

September 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Grass is green, today is Wednesday, Lady CaCa’s hermie peen gets hard in the morning and Kanye West had himself another hissy fit tantrum. But this wasn’t about Taylor Swift or Beyonce, this was about CHICKEN! Finally, Kanye’s b-hole pops over something worthwhile.

According to Vibe (via C+D), Kanye was backstage at Common’s benefit show in Hollywood over the weekend when he noticed that everyone was nibbling on chicken but him! Even Sylvia Browne could have predicted what was going to happen next. Kanye, who is a 6-year-old cunty girl in the body of a gay fish, immediately squeezed his internal CAPS-LOCK key (aka his prostate) and shouted at the server, “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, and everyone is eating… why am I not eating?” The server then took Kanye by the hand, stood him up, gave him a “pow pow” on the nalgas and told him to count to 10 in the corner.

After that, the waitress told him that he didn’t ask for any chicken, in which Kanye responded with, “Well, I’m asking now!” When the queen diva cunt finally got his chicken, he took one bite out of it and threw it in the trash.

I was right on Kanye’s side until I read that he threw the chicken in the trash. You do not waste chicken. The saying is “keep fucking that chicken” not “keep trashing that chicken.” I really mean it this time when I say that Kanye needs an army of abuelitas to set his bitch ass straight. It’s going to take more than one. This boy needs a thorough switch whoopin’ by a group of highly-trained abuelitas. BITCH BOGUS!

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