Usually when you have a fight with your common-law husband, you hit him over the head with a frying pan, shank him in the neck with an ice-pick or call his mother to tell her that you caught him jacking off to her picture in the bathroom. You know, you get your revenge the normal way. Well, some crazy ho in Texas went way too far when she decided to pull a Fatal Attraction on her common-law husband’s goldfish.
USA Today says that the police in Pasadena, TX were called to a home by a man claiming his wife fried up their goldfish and ate ’em up after an argument. When they arrived, they found a plate with four fried goldfish on it. The crazy bitch admitted that she ate 3. And you know there was a tiny fried fin hanging out of her mouth when she confessed to it.
The man said they had an argument after he took back some joo-ree he bought for her. When he refused to give it back to her after she begged, she grabbed the fish out of their bowl and made herself a snack fit for a lunatic.
After the police gave the woman a “Are you a fucking cat?” side-eye, they told the couple it was civil matter they had to work out themselves. No charges were filed.
Obviously, the man needs to get back at her by frying her joo-ree and swallowing that up. And at least the two didn’t have any pet bunnies or puppies…….