Afternoon Crumbs

September 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Amanda Woodward reporting for bitchery! Bitch needs to put down that water and slap a trick or steal a ho’s man – Hollywood Tuna

Sophie Monk proves that she’s more than just Benji Madden’s ex-piece by bringing her titty out in a shit show – Egotastic!

The fashion world’s greatest designer since Charlotte Russe is taking Paris by storm – Popsugar

Lady CaCa proves that she’s the master of the tuck – Hollywood Rag

Phoebe, Monica, but no RachelLainey Gossip

Dear Drew Barrymore, this is not the look – Just Jared

Who cares about Kate Beckinsale or donuts (I can’t believe I typed that), look at the PUPPY!!! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Chuck Bass bares his furry manbreasts on Arena Homme magazine – Towleroad

Kim Zolciak might be a low-budget hooker, but she’s not a stripper – ICYDK

So close, yet so…BOOM! – Cityrag

UsWeekly is turning Jessica Biel into the next Jennifer Aniston/Jessica SimpsonCelebitchy

Kate Gosselin wants to go on with the divorce show – I’m Not Obsessed

Pussy Wino looks way to clean and sober to be pass for the real thing – Popbytes

Somebody check on Elizabeth Taylor! – Socialite Life

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