Usually when you see a crazed Mel Gibson running around the streets with a fat beaver in his hand, you can assume that there’s a dozen empty Jack Daniels bottles laying around nearby with his saliva all over their tips. But this time, Mel’s fisting a rabid beaver for a movie! The movie is called The Beaver and Jodie Foster is directing it as well as co-starring in it. Yes, a movie about a beaver directed by Jodie Foster and starring Mel Gibson. This whole post is like a drunken amputee whore. It just gets easier and easier.
I’m sure that beaver came from Jodie’s personal collection. And notice how angry that beaver looks. Can’t blame it. If Sugar Tits had his finger up your beaver, it would be snarling too.
And don’t blow all your Catholic beaver jokes on this post. Shooting just started, so I’m sure there will be a zillion more pictures of Mel Gibson chasing a rabid beaver. Save up!