The Human Centipede

September 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Unfortunately, this isn’t about a feature film version of Rebbie Jackson’s musical piece of art Centipede. I wish. No, this post is about a horror movie that is currently making people heave up their vitals organs and cry for their dealers on the film festival circuit.

Shock Till You Drop’s got the synopsis:

Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in a terrifying make shift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. A German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins.However his three “patients” are not about to be separated, but joined together in an horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy “the human centipede”.

So all you whores out there better beware when you answer a Craigslist ad asking for “ass-to-mouth,” because this could be what he’s talking about! Bring some lip chap and a breath mint, because you could be there for a long ass time.

And this movie could also be called “Just A Regular Night At Russell Brand’s House.” Well, sans the whole “surgically attaching bitches to each other’s gastric systems” thing. Sucio!

(Thanks White Lightning)

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