La Toya Phone Home

September 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Detective La Toya Jackson is spreading her knowledge of mystery-solving over in England! La Toya is also there, because she’s always wanted to walk the same streets as her personal hero and mentor (in her head) Sherlock Holmes. True story. And while Det. La Toya was walking the charming streets, she probably wondered why the children were throwing Reese’s Pieces at her. This should explain it:

And that’s a compliment if you think about it, because E.T. in drag was pretty much thee glamorous moment of 1982.

But seriously, I really hope La Toya is over in the UK, because she’s working on making my one dream in life come true (I might be exaggerating for dramatic purposes).

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