Is Gay Fish Swimming Towards Rehab?

September 29, 2009 / Posted by:

And no, not CAPS-LOCK rehab. The internet couldn’t take it if Kanye West stopped dry humping on his CAPS-LOCK key. Nope. But some sources are telling Star Magazine that there’s a chance Kanye could have a problem with the sweet nectar. Before Kanye ripped Taylor Swift’s heart out of her chester at the VMAs, he had been getting intimate with a bottle of Henny all night. So of course, Henny took the fall for his verbal barf fest, and now Kanye might go off to rehab to try to erase his wrong.

MSNBC’s The Scoop says that sources close to Kanye haven’t heard about him checking into the tank right after he finishes his Fame Kills tour with Lady CaCa in a few months. Kanye’s spokeswhore also wouldn’t comment on this.

This is my question, is there such thing as solo rehab? Because the quickest way to get a drunk reaching for their poison is to put Kanye West in the same room as them. That will make you fuck your sobriety directly in the asshole. Seriously, they should add a 13th step: Keep away from all things Kanye-related!

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