Afternoon Crumbs

September 29, 2009 / Posted by:

These New Moon posters should come in butt dildo form for the Twitards – Just Jared

Jennifer Ellison is really really really pregnant – Egotastic!

Is RiRi wearing a hat the conductor of the Pope Mobile wears? – Hollywood Tuna

Brendan Fraser is built like a lesbian gym teacher – Lainey Gossip

When did Gene Wilder become such a fashionista? – Holy Moly!

By the looks of St. Angie, she went to the grocery store just to browse – Popsugar

Daisy Lowe dressed up like a whory version of Animal from the Muppets (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ick. Nast. Hollywood Rag

Mel Gibson wants his DUI exorcised from his record – Popeater

Glamberace rides his magical unicorn all the way to the #2 spot on Amazon’s music charts – Towleroad

Penny Cruz looking absolutely disgustingly fug in Vanity Fair Magazine (served with a heaping serving of sarcasm foam) – Popoholic

Marilyn Manson was just suffering from a serious case of the attentionwhore-itis –ICYDK

Dorian Lord will never let this happen – SOW

Rebecca Gayfart definitely has a McFetus in there – Socialite Life

Deep fry the Big Mac Panini and you’ll have my favorite new snack – Cityrag

Justin Timberlake dumped Jessica Biel because he just couldn’t take the fact that her penis was bigger than his – I’m Not Obsessed

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