These New Moon posters should come in butt dildo form for the Twitards – Just Jared
Jennifer Ellison is really really really pregnant – Egotastic!
Is RiRi wearing a hat the conductor of the Pope Mobile wears? – Hollywood Tuna
Brendan Fraser is built like a lesbian gym teacher – Lainey Gossip
When did Gene Wilder become such a fashionista? – Holy Moly!
By the looks of St. Angie, she went to the grocery store just to browse – Popsugar
Daisy Lowe dressed up like a whory version of Animal from the Muppets (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Ick. Nast. – Hollywood Rag
Mel Gibson wants his DUI exorcised from his record – Popeater
Glamberace rides his magical unicorn all the way to the #2 spot on Amazon’s music charts – Towleroad
Penny Cruz looking absolutely disgustingly fug in Vanity Fair Magazine (served with a heaping serving of sarcasm foam) – Popoholic
Marilyn Manson was just suffering from a serious case of the attentionwhore-itis –ICYDK
Dorian Lord will never let this happen – SOW
Rebecca Gayfart definitely has a McFetus in there – Socialite Life
Deep fry the Big Mac Panini and you’ll have my favorite new snack – Cityrag
Justin Timberlake dumped Jessica Biel because he just couldn’t take the fact that her penis was bigger than his – I’m Not Obsessed