Open Post: Hosted By A Newborn Gibbon

September 28, 2009 / Posted by:

No, this is not the first picture of Sparrow James Midnight Madden. It’s also not a picture of one of the Olsens getting dragged out of a club for being a drunken mess. Or another picture of Cisco Adler’s saggy nutsack. NO! It’s a picture of a rare and adorable (?) white-handed gibbon that was born in Vienna. Zookeepers have called him E.T. for obvious reasons. Personally, I would’ve called him Uno Nippy. Seriously, where is homeboy’s other nipple? Is he holding it in his hand?

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