MiserAlba Finally Has A Reason To Look Miserable

September 28, 2009 / Posted by:

MiserAlba’s cuntface was at the top of its game yesterday as she shuffled around in Los Angeles with a brand new shiny red mop on top of her head. You know, usually a touch of a fiery ginge should make your nipples whistle and your mouth assume the smiley position, but MiserAlba wasn’t having it. Can’t say I blame her ass this time. The new red hair brings out the asshole in her. Specifically, the Asshole Simpson. Seriously, MiserAlba looks like she has chronic acid reflux disease.

If I was MiserAlba, I wouldn’t play around with that red. I’d immediately dip that shit in a bowl of brown RIT. Looking like Ashlee Simpson will only bring her trouble. I mean, does she want to look out her window to find Papa Joe jerking his daisy to her? Yea, no. Bitch needs to put some Feria on it!

Also, it looks like MiserAlba has taken a laser to the tattoo she had on the back of her neck. Meanwhile, her horrific tramp stamp lives on! That was the one that needed to go. Whoever told MiserAlba that her b-hole is a gift to us all was wrong.

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