Hot Slut Of The Week: Brynne Gordon

September 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Birthday: 1984ish
Age: 25 (CHOKE)
Birth Name: Brynne Gordon

Original Date of HS of the Day: September 22, 2009
Claim to Fame: Brynne’s one and only claim to fame is wearing a seriously elegant ensemble to the Barlow Awards in Australia. Brynne, who used to a fitness instructor in California, was escorting her 66-year-old millionaire fiancee. That is seriously her only credit! Hey, it’s enough for me. And bitch is still more talented than Heidi Montag.

Where is she now? Most likely having high tea with the finest ladies in Australia. Either that or she’s polishing her fiance’s limp noodle.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because this time last month, nobody knew who Brynne was. Then she wore a gown fit for a lap dancer and became famous overnight! She’s a modern day Cinderella! Sluterella! Cumerella!

Below are your ravishing pictures of the new adopted rose of Australia. You can also click here to listen to a radio interview Brynne gave about the dress. Brynne bought it in Las Vegas (of course) and said she added the rhinestone bra, because the dress needed to be classed up a bit. Amazing.

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