But Did Your Penis Hit Back?

September 28, 2009 / Posted by:

If you listen up closely you’ll hear Minnesota’s Simoni Lawrence tell us why he’s lying down with his hand on his peen. Yeah, some motherfucker hit his penis and Simoni doesn’t seem that happy about it. Shit, if some motherfucker hit my penis, I’d probably ask them what their sign is and offer to buy them a drink. That is a straight-up come-on!

By the way, this just confirms that fluffers are needed in the NFL. I volunteer and will work for Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies. I mean, that man’s penis needs rehabilitation!

VIA Deadspin

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