A Texas Stripper With A Taser Gun Is On The Run!

September 28, 2009 / Posted by:

The police in Texas are currently searching for a stripper who tasered a co-worker during an argument at a strip club in Forth Worth called Cabaret North. You really should throw a feather boa around your neck and slather yourself in rhinestones before watching this video, because it is full of GLAMOUR.

According to the general manager at Cabaret North, stripper Kathleen Bennett and cocktail waitress Jennifer McReynolds got into a war of words. Kathleen was told to cool her coochie, but she didn’t listen, so they fired her ass on the spot. Before she left, Kathleen said goodbye to Jennifer by tasering her in the back! When Jennifer realized she just got jizzed on by a stun gun, she went after Kathleen. Bad move. Everyone knows you don’t rumble with a whore with a taser gun. Kathleen tasered Jennifer a second time and this time she went for the face. The club probably smelled like fried crustaceans and burnt body glitter.

Jennifer said, “It felt like every muscle in my body seized up and I couldn’t move. Like I couldn’t breathe. I couldn’t speak.” If you watch the video above, you’ll hear that Jennifer still can’t fucking speak right!

Before security could get a hold of Kathleen, she ran off and hasn’t been heard from since.

It’s hard out there for a pussy thruster! Not only do you have to worry about old men spewing their cottage cheese all over your thigh, but now you gotta to worry about another stripper electrocuting you. I bet Jennifer wasn’t wearing lucite heels, because if she was this would’ve never happened.

VIA MyFox Tampa Bay

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