What The Ape?!

September 27, 2009 / Posted by:

This is why we can’t have nice things! This story of harebrained fuckery comes from the UK. Several hos who were driving along the street noticed that there was a gorilla running beside them. These dumb ass bitches called the police screaming about how there was an escaped gorilla on the loose. A gorilla in sneakers! When the cops arrived, they found that the “wild gorilla” was actually 45-year-old Rory Coleman in a gorilla costume. Rory had put on the costume for a charity marathon for The Gorilla Organization. This is some Trading Places shit!

The cops had a laugh and gave Rory several pounds as a donation. Rory told The Sun, “I told the police I’d come quietly as long as they gave me a banana.”

This is why you don’t drive right after dropping acid. If the drivers didn’t call it in as a joke, then they really need a lobotomy. Give them a monkey’s brain, because I can’t even…..

Well, now Rory knows how Khloe Kardashian feels on a daily basis. You don’t know how many times zookeepers have tried to lure her back to the zoo with bananas.

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