Gird your loins, because I know this picture of Courtney Love snuggling up to Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez is giving you the dry heaves in your crotch area. OW!
Courtney and Hugo instantly became one at a screening for Oliver Stone’s new documentary in NYC last week. Court told the NYDN that she noticed Hugo giving her the sex eye from across the room. That’s when Court made her move. Court queefed, “It was the third wink that sold me. He’s a sexy dawg. He invited me to visit his country and I’d like to go. I’ll rock Caracas!”
Yeah, I’m sure she’ll rock Hugo’s caracas (PASS THE EYE CLOROX). Courtney thinks that if she plays her pussy right she can be the new first lady of Venezuela. Actually, I take that back. Courtney probably doesn’t even know who Hugo Chavez is. Courtney gets all her news from her hallucinations.
When Court was first introduced to Hugo, you know she screamed about how much she loved his coffee.