The Best Way To Start A New Job

September 27, 2009 / Posted by:

Brand new cast member Jenny Slate kicked off her first SNL episode last night with a BANG! Or should I say, with a FUCK! During one of her only skits, Jenny danced into my no-heart by dropping the FUCK BOMB. When she realized the beautiful word jumped out of her mouth, she made a “OH FUCK” blow fish face. Usually blows leads to fucks, but Jenny did it backwards last night.

Apparently, this is only the third time in SNL history that a cast member has brought out the FUCK. Some think Lorne Michaels might send Jenny to the back of the unemployment line, and others are sure the FCC will fine SNL.

I say the FCC should fine SNL for using the word “frickin.” Seriously, it took me about 10-minutes to even type the word “f-r-i-c-k-i-n.” I have to sound it out and type really slowly. My fingers don’t want to do it! It’s like I’m cheating on the already perfect FUCK word. Why use “frickin” when FUCK is there?

So, I have to slow cap for Jenny, because obviously she knew she couldn’t disrespect the word FUCK like that over and over again. She had to show it some love. From fuck word lovers everywhere, thank you Jenny. Keep on fuck bombing!

And really, who FUCKIN’ cares anyway? It’s not like Jenny is introducing the word to anyone. Hell, babies come out of the womb screaming the word FUCK!

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