At JFK yesterday, Maddox swept in led by his loyal pet billy goat. It’s obvious Maddox was not amused, because his pet billy goat embarrassed him yet again by wearing a stupid hat from the Tommy Bahama outlet.
Maybe Maddox fed it to his pet billy goat on the plane. And hopefully, when his pet billy goat was asleep dreaming about Jennifer Aniston in a bikini (that goes out to all you Brangaloonies), Maddox took a pair of pinky shears (that’s what my little cousin calls ’em) to that overgrown chin bush. It needs pruning in a bad way.