Khloe Kardashian’s Prenup Woes

September 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Not only does Khloe Kardashian have to worry about how she’s going to contain her thirst for the fresh blood of a baby cow during the wedding ceremony, but now she has to fret about prenup issues! Prenup for the pre-op!

TMZ says that lawyers for both Khloe and Lamar Odom (who just signed a $30 million deal with the Lakers) don’t have enough time to finish a prenup before their wedding tomorrow. Khloe and Lamar won’t move their wedding date, because E! is apparently paying the bill for the $1 million affair. The blessed event is being filmed for one of Khloe’s reality shows and Sunday is the only day they can do this. You know, because it’s the lord’s day. There’s no better day to completely shit on the holy union that is marriage. REJOICE!

Apparently, Lamar’s lawyers are now working on a postnup, which means they will handle the agreement after the wedding. Also, Sunday’s wedding might just be for show (like it already isn’t) and the two will legally get married later when the prenup is signed.

I don’t even know why the lawyers are sweating over this. Once it’s signed, Khloe is just going to break into their offices in the dead of night and swallow the prenup whole so there will no trace of it.

This bunk ass marriage won’t even last as long as the time it takes for the lawyers to work out the stupid prenup.

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