Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Cliff Richard – British musical legend and the reason why my nipples holes have closed up this morning! If you skip on over to Cliff’s website, you’ll know what I’m talking about it. It’s like I sashayed into a unicorn palace filled with rainbows and crystal bubbles.

As a songstress, Cliff has sold hundreds of millions of records. He has also had a #1 in the UK for five consecutive decades starting in the 1950s. Cliff is a lifelong bachelor and some say he loves a little peen in his honey buns, but he’s never admitted it.

And Cliff is cheesier than Barry Manilow’s cock fromage. That’s a compliment.

(For Kate)

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