Thick As Thieves

September 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were busted in Marfa, Texas yesterday after Santa Barbara County in CA issued an arrest warrant against the two for skipping out on a $5,546.96. hotel bill. Both the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara and also the Hotel Bel-Air say Randy and Evi slept, drank and ate at their hotels without paying up! Hmm. My ass should check out these joints, because the establishments I frequent make me pay upfront for the full hour IN CASH.

Randy and Evi paid their $20k bail and are back on the loose. Brace yourselves, Motel 6!

Shortly after they sprang from the joint, Randy and Evi issued a hand-written statement to TMZ claiming they didn’t stiff anyone. They also attacked a copy of a cashiers check they used to pay their bill at the San Ysidro Ranch. So, who to believe? Oh, who gives a bitch! At least we got to see these amazing mug shots.

Randy and Evi look like two cult members who have been living in a makeshift cave under the highway for a few years. Seriously, I love how mug shots always capture the crazy perfectly.

Tags: Crazy, Mug Shots, YouTubes

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