The Canceled Life

September 25, 2009 / Posted by:

The CW’s The Beautiful Life has been taken out back and put down. E! News reports that Mischa Barton’s triumphant return to TV was killed after just two episodes. That Ashton Kutcher-produced shit show has the displeasure of being the first death of the new 2009-2010 season. The CW shut down production in NYC today and sent everyone home. Bitch is done.

The show’s first episode was watched by only 1.5 million and only 1 million pairs of eyeballs tuned in for the second. Basically, bitches would rather watch a wet turd slowly dry up than watch The Beautiful Life. Actually, I saw the first episode and it was just like watching a wet turd slowly dry up…..but shittier. I mean, it was supposed to be a trashy drama and there was no bitch slapping, man stealing or baby switching. That’s not how you do it.

This means that Mischa Barton is out of a job. “Dentists” beware, because Mischa now has time on her hands.

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