The brand new poster children for the sanctity of marriage, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, will make it legal this Sunday after only doing ass-to-mouth (you decide who does what) with each other for about a month. According to the NYDN, there was a small bidding war between People, UsWeekly and OK! Magazine for the exclusive pictures of the wedding.
Apparently, OK! Magazine won out and will hand over $300,000 to Khloe. Yes, 300 hundred thousand AMERICAN dollars. More like Not OK! Magazine!
If OK! paid Khloe in generic female hormone pills bought on the internet and a 3-month supply of NADS, then I’d say it was worth it. Maybe. But $300k?! Do they also get the rights to the divorce party that will be held in about six months?
OK! could have saved their dollars and published this picture of the Shrek wedding with the headline: “KHLOE and LAMAR’S FAIRYTALE WEDDING!”
Nobody would’ve been the wiser…..