Michael Jackson Once Said Something About Hitler

September 25, 2009 / Posted by:

MICHAEL JACKSON PRAISED HITLER!!!! No not at all, but that’s what The Sun is kind of poking at with their story about how MJ once said Hitler was a “genius orator” during a taped conversation with his so-called friend Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. Yes, a genius “orator.” You know my mind is always vacationing in the gutter, but I’m not even going to give that one a side-eye. I wonder if he spit or swallow? I’M STOPPING.

In taped conversations between Rabbi Shmuley and MJ obtained by The Sun (aka Rabbi Shmuley sold it to them in the back alley at midnight), the King of Pop reportedly says, “Hitler was a genius orator. To make that many people turn and change and hate, he had to be a showman and he was.”

When Rabbi Shmuley asked MJ if he thinks he could’ve changed Hitler, he responded, “Absolutely. I know I could.” He insisted nobody was all evil, explaining: You have to help them, give them therapy, teach them that somewhere, something in their life went wrong.“HEALING with a moonwalk! It works every time.

You know, Aubrey O’Day tried to say the same thing a while ago, but it came out sounding like this: queefburpfartqueefburpfart. And yes, I just used Aubrey’s name and Michael Jackson’s name in the same post. I should go back to bed.

And don’t you worry, Detective La Toya is in Germany right now getting to the bottom OF THIS!

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