Jude Law Is Already A Wonderful Father To Baby Sophia

September 25, 2009 / Posted by:

Jude Law became a papa je’e for the fourth time earlier this week, and he just doesn’t have the time to give a quick hello to his new baby friend. A source tells the Telegraph that Jude is busy doing acting shit on Broadway in Hamlet and can’t fly all the way to the distant land known as Florida to visit baby Sophia. The source went to blurt out, “Sadly, Jude will not be able to see Sophia until he finishes work on Hamlet on Broadway in December.”

But another friend said that Jude is hearing that his fuck time partner turned baby mama, Samantha Burke, is planning to sell her story and he wants nothing to do with it. Jude is afraid that the media will attack him like KFed attacking a refrigerator if he goes down there. The friend said, “Jude thinks that if he goes to Florida immediately, it will be a media circus. He doesn’t see why he should give the paparazzi the pleasure.”

You know, I doubt Samantha cares if Jude makes like his hairline and disappears. Methinks that Samantha only cares about one visitor making an appearance every single month: a fucking check from Jude! Truuuuuth!

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