Did an anvil drop on Ceiling Eyes’ head? Her eyeballs are doing a backflip! – Moe Jackson
Ralph Lauren must be in the business of making hydrangeas now – Egotastic!
Whory and Whorier – Hollywood Tuna
Kimbo still exists (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Lady CaCa was better when she was a broke version of the girl from Evanescence – Towleroad
Hugh Jackman obviously just wants to fiddle with Doogie’s howser. Videotape it, please! – Just Jared
How is Blohan going to blow when her lips finally fall off? – Lainey Gossip
Gis Bundchen takes her fetus for a walk in Boston – Popsugar
Wonky McValtrex’s tardmobile – Hollywood Rag
Sienna Miller is missing out on all that sexiness – Holy Moly!
Sarah Silverman’s new piece is a purdier version of Greg Kinnear – Celebitchy
Catching up with an old friend: Xtina’s red ass lips – ICYDK
It’s a good thing Vince Vaughn was born with amazing birthing hips – I’m Not Obsessed
Lezzie motivational posters – Cityrag
Add a cigar and this is probably Monica Lewinsky’s recurring wet dream – Socialite Life
Megan Fox puts on clothes for Nylon – Popoholic