Rebecca Gayfart And McSteamy Sue Over That Boring Ass “Naked” Tape

September 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Last month, Gawker posted 4-minutes of a “naked and high tape” starring Eric Dane, his wife the Noxzema Girl and some former Miss Teen USA who might be a whore merchant. The tape barely showed any of McSteamy’s McPeeny and it contained zero sex. Basically, we all submitted a request for a refund to Eric Dane for giving us all blue balls. Well, Eric and Rebecca have submitted their own documents in a Los Angeles County courtroom.

TMZ reports that they filed a $1 million lawsuit against Gawker for “maliciously distrubing” the tape. They also want Gawker to kill the video from their website.

Gawker’s publisher Nick Denton had this to say about the lawsuit: “To quote the great Marty Singer — Eric Dane’s lawyer — if you don’t want a sex tape on the internet, ‘don’t make one!‘”

You know, we should all file a class action lawsuit against Eric and Rebecca for “leaking” a sex tape without any damn sex in it! False advertising! Seriously, they could’ve licked a clit or flicked a peen. Instead, all they gave us was their nekkid asses hanging onto each other while giggling like sixth-graders who just got high for the first time. You could see the exact same thing in one of the Hogan’s home movies.

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