Open Post: Hosted By The Biggest Baby Ever Born In Indonesia

September 24, 2009 / Posted by:

SUMO BABY WILL EAT US ALL! Seriously, that tiny baby next to him looks concerned.

An Indonesian woman gave birth to a 19-pound baby, a record in Indonesia. Gigantababy was just 4lbs shy from beating the world record. Doctors think the baby boy’s massive size is due to the fact that his mother has diabetes. Gigantababy is completely healthy and is eating non-stop. Durr.

You can tell your vagina to stop shaking and crying, because he was born via c-section. Although, you know that Indonesian woman’s vagina was bawling just like gigantababy in the picture above, because it thought it was GAME OVER. It dodged a 19lb bullet.


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