Mah Boo Could Be The Swine Flu’s Sexiest Victim Yet

September 24, 2009 / Posted by:

On Mah Boo 369me last night, Dr. Sanjay Gupta talked about how he caught the oink ills when he was off in Afghanistan. Dr. Gupta also thinks that Mah Boo might have a little case of swine flu too, because he was there and he also has the symptoms.

THE PIGS HAVE GONE TOO FAR! I’m going to shank Miss Piggy up and wrap her in a tortilla if anything happens to Mah Boo. When Mah Boo coughs, my a-hole twitches. When Mah Boo sneezes, my nipples go numb. He should really get that checked out. And by “checked out,” I mean he should skip on over to the free clinic trailer and ask for Dr. Slut (yours truly). Then I’m going to need his peen to cough into my face before I can make an official orgasm diagnosis. It’s the only way to know for sure.

But seriously, he doesn’t have the oinks. Mah Boo is invincible! He probably just tossed some bad salad the night before.

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