Lily Allen Stops The Music

September 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Lily Allen is packing up all her shit and moving far far away from the music industry, because she claims she’s done making albums.

One of the reasons why Lily is quitting that bitch is because she’s sick of hos stealing her music without paying for it. Lily even started a blog devoted to music piracy and wrote up a lengthy rant on the subject (the post has since been taken down). The problem is Lily pulled a “cut and paste” move by taking the post from the blog Techdirt without giving any credit. Yes, Lily pirated a blog post on pirating. Old Man Irony jizzed all over that one.

According to Lily, her contract is up and she’s not about to negotiate. She reportedly wrote on her blog (that post was also taken down):

“Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record. I do however remain a fan of new music, so this is not some selfish crusade.

The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I’m concerned, so I don’t stand to profit from legislation. Except future purchases of previously recorded material.”

Lily’s rep tried to fix her rant of whines by saying she’s not quitting music, but simply has no current plans to make a second record. Lily is apparently focusing on her acting career by starring in the West End theater production of Neil LaBute’s Reasons to be Pretty.

Lily is one of those girls who has gotten everything she wanted, when she wanted, how she wanted it. So when something doesn’t go her way (example: getting caught stealing someone else’s blog post), bitch throws a fit, punches her dolly, pulls at her hair and stomps off. So we should all just roll our eyes, let the toddler have her tantrum and then go back to polishing our dildos.

Here’s a few pictures of Lily covering her face in shame, because she got caught at the airport wearing FUGGS.

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