In Today’s Edition Of “What Kind Of Fuckery Is RiRi Slathered In Now?”

September 24, 2009 / Posted by:

RiRi has yet to take a black Sharpie to that peroxide disaster on top of her head. I’ve already put in a call to poison control to let them know that RiRi’s hair might be suffering from a major Clorox overdose. In the meantime, let’s talk about that shit shirt……

Unless RiRi is heading to a parking lot party outside of a Nascar race where she plans to down Old Milwaukee from a beer bong while rocking out to Warrant, that shit is not cute. I mean, does she think she’s Jessie from Big Brother?! To think, that ensemble would have been extremely classy and elegant if she simply dumped that shirt in the garbage disposal and walked around in her satin bra. Sigh.

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