You know that whole theory that every person you fuck, you’re also fucking everyone who they fucked, and everyone who they fucked…etc…etc.. Well, a study done in Britain shows that the average dude and chick has done sexy times with around $2.8 million people both indirectly and directly.
6,000 British people were asked the approximate ages of each person they got down with. The data was compiled using an online calculator called the “Six Degrees of Separation.” Click here to find out your number.
I tried to get my number, but it wouldn’t go there. Does not compute. It’s actually an accomplishment that I’m considered a slut even by mathematical standards. If you divide it by 5, cut it in half and throw a square root on it, I’m still a slut whore. This is a beautiful feeling. My mother will frame this and put it over her fireplace mantel.
If you broke the calculator with your extreme acts of slutiness too, I’ll see you in quarantine where we’ll all bump and screw so we can really break the system. YAY.
And if you’re number is below 15 million, I can’t even look at you anymore.