Dumb Dumb In A Net

September 24, 2009 / Posted by:

A chicken of the sea got caught in the net. Throw is baaaaaaack!

So, Jessica Simpson is off in Uganda shooting her Vh1 reality show The Price of Beauty. Before she went to bed, Jessica Twatted about having to sleep in a mosquito net. Jessica joked (I hope), WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?

To answer your question, Jessica, no you don’t.

Jessica is already a giant bottle of OFF!. Mosquitoes won’t bite her ass, because they know that if they do, they will be infected with chronic dumbass-itis.

VIA UsWeekly

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