Why Can’t You Let Aubrey O’Day’s Chichis Be Great?

September 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Before you watch Aubrey O’Day’s inspirational speech about her boobies and body, (NSFW) click here to see a topless picture of her at the opening night of her Las Vegas titty show yesterday. Aubrey’s nipples are steaming, because the picture “leaked” and made its way around the internet. Aubrey was forced to call out from her show, because she was up all night talking to her lawyers both domestically AND internationally to get the picture off the internet. No, “talking to the lawyers” is not some new kinky sex act involving scat, Aubrey was actually on the phone with legal people. I think.

In the clip, Aubrey queefs on and on about how we should love our bodies…KUMBAYABLAHBLERBLAHBLER… Then she shows us what she looks like in her au naturale state. Yes. Whenever you need to prove a point, just show your breasts.

The truth is, I’ve liked Aubrey since she admitted that she was a proud member of the slut club, but I’m not sure why she’s that upset about the “leaked” picture. I’m sure this is not the first time hos have made fun of her chichis. I mean, we’ve seen her titty balls in Playboy, on almost every street corner and in the back pages of L.A. Weekly.

Aubrey just needs to keep on sluttin’ and fuck the haters. No, I mean, like she needs to literally fuck her haters. Give it to them good, keep ’em dripping for more and then never give it to them again. Giving a bitch blue balls is the best revenge.

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