Julia Roberts is off in India shooting Queef, Poop, Fart (aka Eat, Pray, Love) and has already made the locals curse her name, because she is invading their LIVES. One local told The Mirror that he can’t get into his temple during the holiest time of the year, because Julia’s movie is hogging it up.
And the locals are also pissed off, because Julia has a security staff of about 350 people (including 40 gunmen) guarding her family at all times. They say Julia takes a bulletproof car to the set every day while helicopters patrol above. Why didn’t they simply ring up Quween on the Scene? Quween can do the job of a million bouncers.
You know, I have a hard time believing this little nugget since there’s really no reason for Julia Roberts to have the scareds in India. I mean, cows are sacred there, so why wouldn’t horses be sacred too? Yes, I came up with that one all on my own. I’m a big kid now! Next stop: potty training!
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