Michelle Phillips Isn’t Buying It

September 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Mackenzie Phillips’ full interview with Oprah aired today and shit was intense.

Mackenzie not only said that she had a sexual relationship with her father, John Phillips, after he raped her, but she also said that she became pregnant at the end of their 10-year “affair.” Mackenzie wasn’t sure if the baby was her father’s or her then-husband’s, so she had an abortion. After that, she stopped having sex with her father and never let him touch her again.

Yeah, we’re going to need scientists to invent some kind of pill just to erase these images from our brains. IT BURNS. My eyelashes are singed.

I’m mad at Oprah for not ending Mackenzie’s interview by showing us precious shots of baby bunnies and fluffy puppies wearing kitten costumes. That would’ve been the time.

Shortly after the interview aired, Michelle Phillips spoke to Showbiz411’s Roger Friedman and said Mackenzie is telling lies to sell copies of her book. Hurry, brings out those bunnies in kitten costumes out. It’s getting worse.

Michelle pulled out the cunt knife and stuck it in: “She told me, then she called me back and said, ‘You know I’m joking.’ I said it wasn’t funny. Mackenzie said, ‘I guess we have different senses of humor.’ John was a bad parent, and a drug addict. But fucking his daughter? If she thinks it’s true, why isn’t she with a good psychiatrist on a couch? I think it’s unconscionable that Oprah would let her do her show. I have every reason to believe it’s untrue. Oprah should be more judicious about who she has on her show.”

And stuck it in again: “Mackenzie has a lot of mental illness. She’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years. She was arrested for heroin and coke just recently. She did ‘Celebrity Rehab’ and now she writes a book. The whole thing is timed.

And AGAIN: “Mackenzie is jealous of her siblings, who have accomplished a lot and did not become drug addicts.”

Um. I guess Michelle hasn’t met someone who goes by the name of Bijou Phillips?

Michelle’s daughter and Mackenzie’s half-sister, Chynna Phillips, told UsWeekly that she found out about it in 1997. Mackenzie called her and dropped that shit right on her head. Chynna said, “I knew it was true. I mean, who in their right mind would make such a claim if it wasn’t true?

I’m going to side with Chynna on this one, because she was in Wilson Phillips and I once won 4th place in a talent show for dancing around to “You Won’t See Me Cry” (true story, unfortunately). I owe her one.

Oh, and take your medicine:

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