Jon Gosselin’s Dogs Will Be Back

September 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Jon Grosselin said he had to send his two doggy friends back to the breeder because Kate just didn’t have the time to take care of their asses when he was busy slobbering on anything with nipples. In defense of Kate, working that famewhore stroll, making the nannies consider suicide and feeding her own possum head is already three full-time jobs. When asked about it at the Southern Women’s Show in Charlotte, NC last week, Kate said that she just needed a break from them and they will be back whether they like it or not. Cut to Jon’s dogs making giant sad faces.

Kate said, “He called the breeder and took them back for a short period of time. I’m feeling like I have not enough time to take care of my kids, let alone give the dogs what they need, and the kids surprisingly weren’t that upset about it. They’ll come back I’m sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break.”

Queefed like a true cunt. YES.

The Gosselin child army should always keep a packed bag under their bed for when Jon and Kate need a break and have to temporarily send them back to the IVF factory.

Kate also told a joke about how crazy the dogs are, “They sleep in a metal crate… a huge metal crate. They bent the bars and got out. I think in the winter I’m going to have them pull the kids in a sleigh.” Oh, Kate, the dogs pulled a Hulk on the bars, because they were trying to get away from the madness (and your rabid possum head).

Since Keyboard Cat is still hungover from the weekend (yeah, he’s an E! True Hollywood Story in the making), I’m going to ask the Riverdance Dog to tap Kate off. Tappity-tap-tap her off, RD!

VIA Radar

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