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September 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Baby Rhino Knut A baby rhino was born at a zoo in Münster, Germany and the media is calling her the next Knut. Vanity Fair better keep their cover vacant for now.

Just like Knut, the baby rhino was rejected by her slut bitch of a whore mother right after she was born. The rhino’s mother who goes by the name Emmi (that’s a slut name if I ever heard one!) pushed her new baby aside right after birth. Emmi had better things to do like suck rhino dick and party all night. Emmi and White Oprah should pitch a reality show to E! together.

Emmi has a history of murdering her babies right after birth, so zookeepers immediately intervened and took the new one from her. The baby rhino is now being raised by a caretaker and she will greet the public next week. And two weeks after that, she’ll be on the cover of Vogue and get caught exposing her rhino-puss while getting out of a car at The Ivy. No, this baby rhino is an innocent good girl. You can tell by the look her in eye. She doesn’t want to be a major cunt like her mother.

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