Halloween Is Next Month, RiRi

September 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Before she leaves her spaceship, Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe needs to stand in front of a mirror and remove at least two items from her ensemble. In this case, she should’ve threw that hair in the recycle bin, because it looks like me circa 1989 after a horrific battle with a Sun-In bottle. SPOILER ALERT: I lost majorly.

Seriously, this just confirms that Sun-In is made from the saliva of SATAN! That bottle with the smiley blonde haired chick on it lures you in with the promise of sun-kissed streaks, but you end up looking like you’ve got Tony the Tiger’s mangy butt hairs on your head. DARK-SIDED!

And I’m pretty sure that you’re only allowed to wear purple lipstick if you’re a former or current member of The Misfits. I think that’s an actual law.

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