Jude Law’s one-time fuck friend, Samantha Burke, gave birth to their daughter. Yes, EVERYONE is giving birth. I’m a little scared, because my stomach has been all kinds of wonky since this morning. I figured it was just the breakfast burrito and Pop Tart I devoured, but since everyone is shooting out a baby, I’m concerned. If a baby head pops out of my no-no, I am officially quitting this bitch! Anyishouldstarttakingbirthcontrol….
People confirms that 24-year-old Samantha birthed Jude’s latest child support recipient last night. One of Samantha’s friends said, “I doubt Jude was there. Besides the financial support, he’s not involved.”
Jude and Samantha met last year while he was in NYC shooting Sherlock Holmes. It was supposed to be one of those “bang and bounce” type situations, but since they decided to do that shit raw, they made a baby! This newest baby friend is Jude Law’s fourth. He already has three chirruns with Sadie Frost.
Samantha has reportedly named her daughter Sophia, which is short for SophiaWantsHerCheckJude!