CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW: If you’re trapped in a horror movie, expect to have shitty ass cell phone service – FourFour
Watch your back, Suri, because Shiloh is about to take your crown as the best dressed toddler on the stroll – Popsugar
If you ask me, the newest Sugababe is just a cheap imitation of the last one. They should change the group name to the Splendababes – Hollywood Tuna
Brit Brit is still the classiest Cheetoling at Starbucks – Just Jared
Sophie Anderton does the Kerry Katona – Holy Moly!
Eliza Dushku needs to expand her facial expression repertoire to more than just one – Egotastic!
Doucehbook – Lainey Gossip
Mika says he likes the cooch and the cock – Towleroad
Gay Fish looks really into it (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
That dog is thinking, “baaaaaaaacon” – Cityrag
Uncle Jesse has a new piece – ICYDK
Woody Harrelson claims becoming a vegan cleared up his acne. I’m read this while chomping on a deeeeelicious ham sammy and scratching at a zit – Celebitchy
Brad Pitt may bump it with Sherlock Holmes after all – Socialite Life
Methinks Miley Cyrus types with her teefs – Celebslam
Jordin Sparks’ got milk and Photoshop – I’m Not Obsessed
Seth Green’s poop bars probably look a little Butterfinger-ish, so this makes sense – Hollywood Rag