Afternoon Crumbs

September 23, 2009 / Posted by:

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW: If you’re trapped in a horror movie, expect to have shitty ass cell phone service – FourFour

Watch your back, Suri, because Shiloh is about to take your crown as the best dressed toddler on the stroll – Popsugar

If you ask me, the newest Sugababe is just a cheap imitation of the last one. They should change the group name to the SplendababesHollywood Tuna

Brit Brit is still the classiest Cheetoling at Starbucks – Just Jared

Sophie Anderton does the Kerry KatonaHoly Moly!

Eliza Dushku needs to expand her facial expression repertoire to more than just one – Egotastic!

Doucehbook Lainey Gossip

Mika says he likes the cooch and the cock – Towleroad

Gay Fish looks really into it (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

That dog is thinking, “baaaaaaaacon” – Cityrag

Uncle Jesse has a new piece – ICYDK

Woody Harrelson claims becoming a vegan cleared up his acne. I’m read this while chomping on a deeeeelicious ham sammy and scratching at a zit – Celebitchy

Brad Pitt may bump it with Sherlock Holmes after all – Socialite Life

Methinks Miley Cyrus types with her teefs – Celebslam

Jordin Sparks’ got milk and Photoshop – I’m Not Obsessed

Seth Green’s poop bars probably look a little Butterfinger-ish, so this makes sense – Hollywood Rag

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