The “Over The Moon” Watch

September 22, 2009 / Posted by:

This time it’s a two-headed cow! Really, I can’t!

People says that Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have a brand new BABY!!! friend they named Charlotte Grace Prinze. The name is actually normal and purdy-sounding, but then they just had to go there. Oh, yes. Their rep said this: “The family is over the moon.”

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Why the hell are they taking Baby Charlotte over a giant bare ass when she just got to Earth?! You aren’t supposed to travel that soon. Read your parenting books, Sarah Michelle and Freddie!

But if you must throw your asses over the moon, I’m sure Scooby Doo and Scrappy Doo will gladly watch Baby Charlotte while you’re away. They owe you for dragging you into the giant mess that was Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed.

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