Kirk Cameron, the star of my favorite comedy movie of ’08 Fireproof, has once again climbed to the top of the internet mountain to shout about evolution…or something. In a video he posted on his website, Kirk went on and on about how Darwin hated vagina and was a total racist. Kirk even claims that Darwin’s “Origin of Species” inspired Hitler. Yup, the entire Seaver family just put him on the curb.
Kirk and the “Banana Guy” will travel to college campuses to hand out a new 50-page introduction for the “Origin of Species.” Unfortunately, Kirk didn’t say Boner would be joining them on the tour. Because if he was, I’d totally drop my dildo to be there.
After Kirk’s video made it around the internet and back, a Romanian girl posted a response where she calls him a “ssssssssssnake!” Homegirl spanks Kirk as if he was a screaming 2-year-old in the Salvation Army! Anybody who looks like they teleported directly from 1990 has my vote. Every time.