KFed Is Actually Making His Own Money

September 22, 2009 / Posted by:

TMZ says that K-WellFed is trying to drop the chunk on the new season of Vh1’s Celebrity Fit Club along with his original baby mama Shar Jackson, Nicole Eggert and Bobby Brown. Yes, KFed and Bobby Brown in the same cast. Hell to the BARF! I really hope there are zero scenes involving Bobby Brown pushing out one of KFed’s shamu-sized doody bubbles. Poopoono.

I’m guessing that the executives at McDonald’s, Arby’s, Church’s, KFC, Taco Bell and (insert the name of every single restaurant here) are plucking out their nipple hairs over this in an emergency meeting. Because if KFed is off the deliciousness, that means their stock will plummet and cheeseburgers will sit untouched under the heat lamps for daaaaaays. This is not what the economy needs right now.

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