Do It For Terrence Howard: Wash Your Hands And Baby Wipe Your Coochie

September 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Terrence Howard is on a nationwide mission to make sure everyone keeps all our parts fresh and so clean! Terry has already preached about the importance of wiping your vagina with baby wipes, and now he’s telling the city of Philadelphia to wash their hands.

I can’t wait to see Terry’s PSA for Febreezing your musty nuts and his infomercial for dipping your butter-covered peen in OxiClean.

So, the next time you decide to skip the sink, think of Terrence Howard and do the right thing. Besides, a giant douche would know all about hygiene.

Source VIA Best Week Ever (Thanks Callan)

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