Amy Wino Terrorizes School Children

September 22, 2009 / Posted by:

If you pick on Amy Wino’s goddaughter Dionne, you better immediately put on a Hazmat slicker, because you will get bombed with a dozen crackie-covered loogies. Shit got real.

According to the paps, the former Crackie of Camden stormed into the Southgate School in North London yesterday and got in the face of a girl who was accused of bullying her goddaughter. Wino cursed the girl out and then spit in her face. Once Wino’s toxic mouth jizz hit the girl, she shriveled up and turned to dust. ONE DOWN! But Wino wasn’t done! She started shouting at the rest of the school kids before the fight was broken up by a bystander. Wino eventually cooled her coochie and signed some autographs before going home.

Why couldn’t we all have a crazy crackie like Wino in our corner when we were in school? It would’ve made shit so much easier. I wouldn’t have had to hide under cars from my bullies or run from them until my lungs fell out of my ass. I just would’ve had to scream “Hootie Hoooooo!” and Wino would’ve shown up to take care of them.

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