Afternoon Crumbs

September 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Who’s the homewrecking slut bitch with Mickey Rourke?! And I’m not talking about the piece in the dress – Holy Moly!

Are we sure AnnaLynne McCord isn’t a long-lost Landers sister? – Popoholic

JLo will never be Tanya TurnerLainey Gossip

Katy Perry is all went and getting her chichis rotated – Egotastic!

Okay, Holly Madison, it’s time to stop dressing like a whorey 6-year-old – Hollywood Tuna

You really need to stop creeping in on Kellan Lutz while he’s trying to take a piss – Popsugar

All of Nicolette Sheridan’s bottoms must have been in the dirty laundry (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

OctoSana is full of shit – Popeater

Why don’t they just throw us in boxes and ship us through the postal service? – Towleroad

6 beautiful words: Alexander Skarsgard in a tank top – Just Jared

Itty bitty RamboCityrag

Speaking of itty bitties, here’s Zac Posen with Mischa Barton at the opera – Socialite Life

In Scott Storch’s defense, you’d have to be pretty coked up to meet the Hogans too – Hollywood Rag

Matt Damon is sick of getting on a plane when he wants to cuddle with Ben Affleck I’m Not Obsessed

When Chaz Bono gets his first check, he should buy new sandals – Celebitchy

Jeff Probst is one to talk – SOW

How Kelly Osbourne dropped 14 pounds in 3 weeks. And no, it wasn’t from the bad shit, lipo and laxatives…I think – ICYDK

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