The Hoff Got Drunk Again…And You Know What that Means

September 21, 2009 / Posted by:

An ambulance was called to The Hoff’s Encino home yesterday afternoon, because his daughter suspected he had the drunks in a seriously dangerous way. TMZ reports that The Hoff’s 17-year-old daughter Hailey called her mother Pamela telling her that he was boozed up like you at 2-for-1 happy hour (times a million). One of Pamela’s friends immediately called 911 and the paramedics showed up to take The Hoff’s liquored up ass off to the hospital to dry out.

The Hoff was supposed to be released back into the wild last night. His reps wouldn’t comment.

According to Radar, this is the fifth time in just a few years that The Hoff had to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. The Hoff’s reps have denied this over and over again.

How many “hamburger” moments is The Hoff going to have before he says no to the bottle? The Hoff needs to clean it up a bit, because the entire country of Germany is counting on him! If anything ever happened to The Hoff, Germany would put up a “CLOSED” sign and fall off the map. And can you imagine how much fuckery we’d miss out on if Germany shut down? The Hoff needs to do it for Germany!

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